In honor of President's Day I have imagined a world where candidates for office may create slogans only in candy bar poster form.
Here are some of the possibilities:
Vote for me, I’m a Big Hunk of burning political love!
Don’t vote for Hershey’s a Nut Roll!
100 Grandma’s agree, you should vote for me!
The branches of government are not listening to each other. These 3 Musketeers to hear, or nothing will be accomplished!
I can prevent a double-[Fun] Dip Reese’session!
A Starburst on the scene and he’d like your vote!
Rolover current politician, there is a new candidate in town!
I am independent! I stand ‘Twixt the left and the right!
It doesn’t matter Worther’s you like him or not, he’ll work for you!
The incumbent is okay, Butterfingers are in the wallets of American workers!
Ring Pops and tell him to vote for me!
The other guy has his Snickers in a bunch!
My opponent is Nutrageous! I’m Mentosly stable.
Raise the roof! Because Raisinets a good thing to do!
And finally: Nerds (I’m looking at you Mike & Ike), If you don’t vote for me, you’re all Goobers!
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