Continuing with the theme of the last post, I am pleased to present:
Five reasons the world WILL end this year
5. The ever-increasing possibility of a Mormon in the Oval Office.
4. The geese that I saw flying south for the winter this morning were heading north.
3. I have yet to see a rainbow this year.
2. I just washed my car.
1. I haven't seen the movie 2012, but I think its predictions are binding.
Five reasons the world WILL NOT end this year
5. The Earth's destruction is trailing in the polls.
4. Whew! The geese are heading south again.
3. Dr. Doofenshmurts has created a rainbowinator.
2. The Smurfs 2 is scheduled for a 2013 release.
1. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are still Ponyboys of the Applebee's.
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1 comment:
I like it! My favorites are "I just washed my car." "I haven't seen a rainbow this year." and "The Four Horsemen of teh Apocalypse are still Ponyboys of the Applebee's." This last one really calm's my anxiety about this subject. The Horsemen just aren't ready this year. . phew. . . I really don't think it's going to end this year. I'm not in the mood. Love you brother.
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